Here In My Mind

21 y/o Australian Uni student.
A collection of spazz and junk. I call it spunk

Amazon.com : Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5LB Bag : Gummy Candy : Grocery & Gourmet Food

A comment about the above item:

"It starts with a murmer, a slow soft rumbling in your stomach.
It grows into a growl, like a small dog protecting her young.
Then the thunder starts, echoing through your innards like the drums of Mordor.
The Kraken has awoken and your anus will never be the same again.
A fluid almost likeable to a volcanic substance escapes your anus with an anger, nae a hatred that will change your life forever.
Twice in my life I have vomited simultaneously from mouth and my rectum, once when I had gastroenteritis and once when I consumed Haribos Devil Bears.
DO NOT PURCHASE, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!”

That was one of the more pleasant ones. Enjoy. Thank me later.

Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.
July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014

Thank you for bringing joy into my childhood and life with your voice and acting. Thank you for your contagious jokes, your wacky impersonations, and amazing acting. Thank you for making my childhood experience better, and thank you for bringing joy to those even though you battled with your own joy. If only you could have known how much you’ve impacted people. Your life work will live on, and you will never be forgotten. I know I won’t forget you. Thank you for helping me whenever I felt sad and having a film for every mood. Gone, but never forgotten.

(Source: disneyyandmore, via dwayneycakes)

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