Here In My Mind

21 y/o Australian Uni student.
A collection of spazz and junk. I call it spunk

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

(via i-am-groooooooot)

Amazon.com : Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5LB Bag : Gummy Candy : Grocery & Gourmet Food

A comment about the above item:

"It starts with a murmer, a slow soft rumbling in your stomach.
It grows into a growl, like a small dog protecting her young.
Then the thunder starts, echoing through your innards like the drums of Mordor.
The Kraken has awoken and your anus will never be the same again.
A fluid almost likeable to a volcanic substance escapes your anus with an anger, nae a hatred that will change your life forever.
Twice in my life I have vomited simultaneously from mouth and my rectum, once when I had gastroenteritis and once when I consumed Haribos Devil Bears.
DO NOT PURCHASE, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!”

That was one of the more pleasant ones. Enjoy. Thank me later.

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